True Love

I think my IQ just went down 5 points.

How’d you ruin the spaghetti?

I overestimated the tomatoes… by 5 cans

So what happened?

We played Russian acrobats change the Ukrainian light bulb. Have you heard of it?

Never heard of it. What happened?

We ended up buying a new table at the European furniture shop

How long do you think it will last?

You mean the table or the relationship?

Both

Well, I have to make a choice: my presentation or my sudden dreams to become a world famous tumbler

Huh?

I just have this feeling… that things will never be the same…

…And remember how I told you I just can’t stomach the bread?

Well, turns out it wasn’t the gluten, definitely wasn’t the bread…

Would you stop rambling?

It’s my IQ… it just won’t stay up

Honey, it wasn’t just 5 points that you lost

Don’t remind me, and it sure as Heaven wasn’t just one table

 

-Dedicated to Acrobatic Twin Flames… I’m sure somewhere in the world… they exist!

(Thank you for reading.)

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The Big Big Big Big Shorts- A Twin Flame Story

These two are never gonna get it…

What makes them unique is that they need you to answer their question! Here’s their perfect dialogue.

Partner A: Do you remember?

Partner B: Yes, I remember.

Now before you get angry at me for hogging internet space with this rather short tale, I just want to remind you why! They cut it short! Anything longer is a suspicious response! They’ll flinch!

Here are the wrong answers:

a) Yes, of course I remember!

b) Yes, I remember it like it was yesterday, when you…

c) Yes, I will always remember

Now those three, they find suspicious! All three are totally wrong… they hint at a lie. They know it! They don’t want to hear it! They’ll cringe!

Moral here: There isn’t one!

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Thanks for reading another… Twin Flame Love Story

(I don’t know where these come from, I pull them out of a hat, there’s always something not quite honest enough for me to claim them as real! Enjoy! Thanks for reading! And again… they’re just stories I find inspiring, funny, interesting enough to share!)

The Poker Players

The Poker Players!

God stuck the two poker players in a film when they were very young. They would NEVER stick themselves in the same family so God did it for them…

Legend has it these two Twin Flames were caught not looking at each other AT ALL because NO ONE (very casually) thought it appropriate, or saw the need! They made it through! They left! They are children at heart!

They’ll just be known for playing cards! That is really all! They just played cards…

Message about Twin Flames: Some just pass by one another without knowing it… and you don’t get to know when/how/why you’d miss one another!

They’re important enough to know they are children, have fun kids!

(Disclaimer: I have enough spiritual morals to “politely hide” the story enough NOT to clearly out anyone, so again: this is just a fictitious story! Or maybe something isn’t quite true 😛 “Film” may be substituted with “book,” “play,” etc. Hope you found the moral!)