3 Chicks and a Conversation: The Raw Juice Test

Warning: This is just a story! It DOES NOT contain any accurate information! Please remember this and enjoy!

What gender is your Twin Flame? . . . these three chicks knew a “myth” to figure out just who, what, and how your Twin Flame . . . EATS! (The story is for FUN! Don’t worry too much about the morals, current diets, or overthink! It’s a story! A Myth! Just relax and enjoy!!!)

Three chicks were sitting at a café each drinking a raw juice.

The first chick says, “It’s all about raw drinks! Like drinking a raw smoothie?”

The second chick says, “Yes! That’s it! I heard of that myth!” They say, if you drink a raw juice . . . , well, whatever you eat right afterwards will tell you the gender/sex/personality of your Twin Flame!”

The third chick, “That must be true . . . all I ever crave after a raw juice is peanut butter.”

The first chick, “Peanut butter?”

The third chick, “Yeah . . . peanut butter.”

The first chick, “I go for meat, beef anyone?”

The second chick, “I stick with veggies, zucchini or kimchi for me!”

The first chick says, “I heard if you go for the peanut butter or meat, they’re probably a man.”

The second chick, “I heard that’s only half the time! I also heard guys will lead you to eggs if you should have a baby . . .”

The third chick says, “That’s not what I heard! I heard if you walk towards yogurt, eggs, or zucchini they could be a girl.”

The first chick says, “yeah . . . I heard meat could just be a meat eater . . . and an egg is for vegetarians . . . just depends on your ‘spiritual style.’”

The second chick, “This never works for me! I think I’m getting an English Asian, kung fu fighting leprechaun. I just go for foreign greens, squash, or Korean food! What do you you think?”

The first and third chick left to get another drink . . .

They both finished their raw juices and agreed: They both wanted chocolate. The first chick says, “forget it . . . this myth never works.” They got up and walked away . . .

The second chick says, “I knew it. . . they’re both getting someone with a tan.”

Later on, the third chick says to the other two chicks, “So . . . what happens when you crave nothing after a raw juice?”

The first chick replies, “You must already be in love  . . .”

Just another Chicks and a Conversation! These are for fun! This is a fictitious story!  Like the blog?  I can’t reveal their twin flames’ true identities just yet, their story continues . . . right here on this blog! Read more posts in the 3 Chicks and a Conversation category! This story written by: Simone J. Hrouda, Copyright 2017.

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Three Chicks And A Conversation! The Nuclear War Test

The ULTIMATE TEST to see if you are really Twin Flames! (For FUN!!!) (Twin Flame is another term for perfect soul mate.)

Three chicks were sitting in a café. One says to the other… “You know what the ULTIMATE Twin Flame test is?

The second chick says, “What?”

The first chick continues, “It is when you’re stuck in a nuclear war shelter with your boyfriend (girlfriend, partner, ex friend… whatever), all alone, just the two of you… with no tasteful food, no music, no entertainment, and no energy for soul fulfilling activities. No singing, no dancing, no heat, no entertainment: NOTHING. As bored as you could possibly be!”

The third chick says, “I’ve heard of this! It’s when anything that can distract or light up your senses is removed, right?”

The second chick says, “And then what happens?!!”

The first chick continues, “Yes… it’s a test! All outside interfering forms of entertainment are removed! It is to see if without any outside elements, you know— pleasant things— you still both get along.

“I don’t get it,” said the second chick.

The first chick continues, “It’s to see if you can still tolerate each other in your most natural human state!”

The third chick adds, “So what do you both do in this nuclear war shelter… talk?”

The first chick replies, “Yes, talk! Or just simply acknowledge that as uncomfortable as you both become over days… weeks… months…, you two still don’t mind one another.”

The third chick says… “so you think all three of us would get along?”

The other two chicks grab their mocha cappuccinos with whipped cream, get up, and walk out the door…

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Warning: Caution is advised! This is just a story! It has never been tested! I repeat: this is just a story! Love, Simone

3 Chicks And A Conversation: “Soul Mate Rewiring”

A Story…

Three chicks get together in a café. One says to the other two, “Guess what I heard? Did you know soul mates can communicate telepathically? I heard if you “think” something really hard. Your soul mate will sense what you’re thinking and… pick up on it! I heard LOVE connects them.”       

The second chick looks at her and says, “I have an idea! I am going to think the SAME THING ALL DAY LONG. That way, where ever my soul mate is, they’re SURE to sense it!”

All three girls sit and devise a plan on what to do next. They spend the next 25 minutes pondering what to “think” to their “soul mates.” They all come up with 1 thought that they are going to think all day long.

The first chick says, “I am going to think: I am 26 years old.”

The second chick says, “I am going to think: I am blonde and have blue eyes.”

The third chick says, “I am going to think: Just love me for who I am.”     

The rest of the day, they spend every moment focusing REALLY hard on their “one thought” and think it silently in their minds over and over again.

The next day, their soul mates on the other side of the world… wake up! All three have slightly different ideas floating through their minds.

The first one says, “For some reason, I really think my soul mate is… 62!”

The next one in a different city thinks silently, “Why does everyone around me keep talking about dating blondes??? What about brunettes?”

The third one somewhere (anywhere) wakes up and says, “I really think I should stay with my current girlfriend, at least until I really really really figure out… how to love myself for who I am.”

Their telepathic connections … may need rewiring…

Thank you for reading “3 chicks and a conversation”… more stories to follow!

(This story is fictitious in nature and substitutes the term Twin Flame for soul mate as the term is not yet in use “worldwide.”)