Three Chicks And A Conversation! The Nuclear War Test

The ULTIMATE TEST to see if you are really Twin Flames! (For FUN!!!) (Twin Flame is another term for perfect soul mate.)

Three chicks were sitting in a café. One says to the other… “You know what the ULTIMATE Twin Flame test is?

The second chick says, “What?”

The first chick continues, “It is when you’re stuck in a nuclear war shelter with your boyfriend (girlfriend, partner, ex friend… whatever), all alone, just the two of you… with no tasteful food, no music, no entertainment, and no energy for soul fulfilling activities. No singing, no dancing, no heat, no entertainment: NOTHING. As bored as you could possibly be!”

The third chick says, “I’ve heard of this! It’s when anything that can distract or light up your senses is removed, right?”

The second chick says, “And then what happens?!!”

The first chick continues, “Yes… it’s a test! All outside interfering forms of entertainment are removed! It is to see if without any outside elements, you know— pleasant things— you still both get along.

“I don’t get it,” said the second chick.

The first chick continues, “It’s to see if you can still tolerate each other in your most natural human state!”

The third chick adds, “So what do you both do in this nuclear war shelter… talk?”

The first chick replies, “Yes, talk! Or just simply acknowledge that as uncomfortable as you both become over days… weeks… months…, you two still don’t mind one another.”

The third chick says… “so you think all three of us would get along?”

The other two chicks grab their mocha cappuccinos with whipped cream, get up, and walk out the door…

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Warning: Caution is advised! This is just a story! It has never been tested! I repeat: this is just a story! Love, Simone

What Stays The Same?

One rose let go of its color, you took it, I know you did

Not enough space for us both.

I preferred a pink shade.

Jealousy, it’s the absence of my orange

Blame the drought, no I blame you.

Why not question the water? My petals wouldn’t dream of it!

We were supposed to be one of the same.

Difference, blame natural selection

I wouldn’t dream of doing that

Why’d you get all the color?

Relax, I held it just to hear you complain… you done?

I can’t dance this close to you.

That’s exactly why this distance is preferred

Is this ever gonna change?

Never.

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—2 roses … in harmony… with one another…

3 Chicks And A Conversation: “Soul Mate Rewiring”

A Story…

Three chicks get together in a café. One says to the other two, “Guess what I heard? Did you know soul mates can communicate telepathically? I heard if you “think” something really hard. Your soul mate will sense what you’re thinking and… pick up on it! I heard LOVE connects them.”       

The second chick looks at her and says, “I have an idea! I am going to think the SAME THING ALL DAY LONG. That way, where ever my soul mate is, they’re SURE to sense it!”

All three girls sit and devise a plan on what to do next. They spend the next 25 minutes pondering what to “think” to their “soul mates.” They all come up with 1 thought that they are going to think all day long.

The first chick says, “I am going to think: I am 26 years old.”

The second chick says, “I am going to think: I am blonde and have blue eyes.”

The third chick says, “I am going to think: Just love me for who I am.”     

The rest of the day, they spend every moment focusing REALLY hard on their “one thought” and think it silently in their minds over and over again.

The next day, their soul mates on the other side of the world… wake up! All three have slightly different ideas floating through their minds.

The first one says, “For some reason, I really think my soul mate is… 62!”

The next one in a different city thinks silently, “Why does everyone around me keep talking about dating blondes??? What about brunettes?”

The third one somewhere (anywhere) wakes up and says, “I really think I should stay with my current girlfriend, at least until I really really really figure out… how to love myself for who I am.”

Their telepathic connections … may need rewiring…

Thank you for reading “3 chicks and a conversation”… more stories to follow!

(This story is fictitious in nature and substitutes the term Twin Flame for soul mate as the term is not yet in use “worldwide.”)

Chubby Cheeks

Yang said to his dream wife, “Baby, please don’t look at another MAN… EVER!!!”

His dream wife (Yin) said, “Once I am on Earth, what if I forget?”

Yang said, “I’ll remind you! If you EVER look at another man… I’ll give you the BIGGEST CHUBBY cheeks ever!!! And then… I don’t know what I’ll do next. I’ll cry myself to sleep. Just know, I’ll know that you did it! You looked at another guy!!! I’ll know!!! No matter where I am!!! I will know!!!”

His dream wife gulped, she said, “Is that really necessary?”

He said, “You don’t understand!!! Just how much it hurts when you look at other men!!!”

She said, “What about women?”

He said, “… I didn’t think this through that far.”

She said, “How will I remember not to look at another man… what if I can’t find you???”
Yang said, “Don’t worry!!! I’ll make sure your cheeks get SOOO chubby… you’ll know you’re looking at the wrong GUY!!!”

His dream wife got really really really shy, she said in a quiet voice… “Sweetie, you’re nuts… “

THE END

(It’s really a story for “water elementals”… but others may also feel part water!)

What is the Difference Between TWIN FLAMES and SOUL MATES? (Christmas Version…)

(Note: If you are going to judge the whole storie… please read the whole thing.)

Over the years Santa Claus, up at the North Pole got used to receiving requests for the perfect partner for Christmas, you know, a boyfriend or girlfriend for the holiday season.

One day he said,”Everyone always wants the perfect boyfriend or girlfriend for the holidays! What is worse is sometimes they request a soul mate and other times they request a twin flame. I myself don’t know what that is!!!” He turned around and looked at his partner elf named Elfie, a cute female elf.

Santa then said,”Why Elfie, we are getting lots of requests for soul mates and twin flames for Christmas… it looks as though no one quite knows the difference, and I don’t know which one they really want!!! Go ahead and write out the proper definitions!

“But Santa,” Elfie said, “How will I know the proper definitions without having met my own soul mate or twin flame?” Santa said, “Write what is true in your heart!”

Elfie sat down to draft an explanation on a piece of scroll parchment:

Take 1: Twin Flames and Soul Mates, A Partial Explanation

Which do YOU want for Christmas??? A twin flame or a soul mate???

Soul mates: are notches on your heart. They are “steps” towards your true self!!! They light your chakras up… halfway! Not only that, but they light up your whole house during the holiday season, like those old Christmas lights outside your house! Only problem is, sometimes … they don’t work!

They may have a few flickering light bulbs that may need replacing… but don’t… and do!!! But don’t… It feels like the light bulbs are all working perfectly!!!… until they aren’t! One is out! When it stops flickering… you adjust it! It might start up again…will it??? The SUSPENSE is a THRILL! It is keeping things ALIVE!!! That is why soul mates are great fun!!! 

Twin flames: are… something else… Twin flames are … YOU… from the other side! Twin flames light you up… like a CHRISTMAS TREE!!! … that stays bright and shiny all through the holiday season.

Santa looked at Elfie said, “You need to rewrite this… I am beginning to think that Rudolph put you up to this. Something isn’t quite right.”

Elfie took up her feathered pen… and crossed the entire thing out… “Let’s try that again…” she said, “I guess neither of those seem quite right!!! Oh no!”

Underneath her previous attempt, she wrote down the following:

Twin Flame and Soul Mate Definitions Take 2: A … Light Bulb Analogy Improved!… Accuracy: UNKNOWN

Soul mates: You two are a pair of dim lights! You enjoy romantic evenings with “dim lighting.” You crave dim light! You love candlelight, cookies and milk! You don’t want your relationship to be in the spotlight, just by the fireplace, with hot chocolate! You WANT some things to remain a … mystery… like Santa! Perhaps a few chapters of you life are private between you both? Your past? Dim lights are for you!!!

Twin Flames: Are ready for BRIGHT LIGHT! You thought you could hide that… very intricate mole on your… anyways… you can’t! You both got bored of dim light! You both need BRIGHT LIGHT! You know there is NO LIMIT to how many Christmas lights are on your tree! You want EVERYTHING for Christmas! You don’t hide NAUGHTY items from the NAUGHTY list!!! You are okay with who you are!!! Everything about your partner is perfect! The WHOLE PACKAGE!!! The moles are gifts! And the great part is… you still like candlelight dinners, and dims lights…sometimes…!

…Santa read the piece very carefully… and said… chuckling and covering his eyes with his palms, “sweet elf… I foresee a few errors with this interpretation… There are a few contradictions! Try again!

She picked up her pen with exhaustion, and wrote:

 Take 3: Holy Night, Holy Light, Holy Sight!!! (Christmas Scenario)

Soul mates: Imagine you and your mate are looking for Christmas tree lights at the store, for your tree of course. You want red, all red lights! Your partner wants GREEN, all green lights!!! You COMPROMISE! It feels great! Isn’t it great to COMPROMISE!!! You get… half green and half red lights! You’re happy… and sad… but then in the end… HAPPY!!!

 

Twin Flames: Imagine you and your mate are looking for Christmas tree lights… you both want the BEST you can find! You act like you both want different ones… One partner really wants ROUND lights… with a curvy shape. The other partner wants BRIGHT lights!!! As bright and clear as can be!!! You approach the issue from different sides! You get a pleasant surprise… when reality hits… THAT YOU BOTH WANT THE SAME ONES!!!… BRIGHT, CURVY LIGHTS!!! It’s a match!!!

Santa picked up the explanation and read it carefully. He whispered, “Elfie… I think you belong in the lighting department or maybe in Christmas decor? Do you think this is going to help people with their Christmas wish lists???

Elfie replied, “I am not sure… but I know it will get them thinking about Christmas early!!! Besides Santa. This is hard! How am I EVER going to accurately explain the difference between these two???”

Santa replied, “Elfie, humans are not like you and me, and they are certainly nothing like light bulbs! He then turned to her and said… keep revising…

…oh and Elfie, if you think… Twin Flames will ever see eye to eye on Christmas tree lights…You’re wrong! I just cannot believe in this stuff! I have NEVER seen two people agree on Christmas tree lights. I am sorry Elfie, but I can’t believe you! I’ll tell you what: I’ll believe it… when I see it!

Elfie… turned to Santa and muttered under his breath…”Hypocrite.”

Moral of story: unknown…

Did you enjoy the story!? Not your type of tale? Don’t fret! There may be more of a slightly different color!

Stay tuned for more TWIN FLAME INFORMATION ANd STORIES…all fictitious in nature.

Copyrighted 2016, Simone J. Hrouda, all rights reserved.

Chakra Tug-Of-War

A love poem…

I yanked hard on the lines, all 7

Who tied us together? Heaven baby, heaven

Greedy? . . . I’d say fair?

I’ll take more of the heart now, thank you very much

Which half is mine? Of the world or of my heart?

It’s my heart as well. Intuition, who gets that?

You abused it, it’s now mine

You don’t know how to use it!

You’re gonna have to override me now

I never learned how to yank on the line

It shows

Less meat dear, so I’m not stuck with all veggies

It doesn’t work that way

So why is the divide equal?

Nothing is ever equal

So give up one more thing

Just yank, and your wish is granted

You’re no leader of the pack

Well, you’re no sunny princess

So what are the rules?

Tug-of-War: Equals, balance is key

What if the ropes drop?

Then we agree, I get the heart?

I’ll have to stand closer to you.

How close?

Opposing beliefs, just switch sides

it’d feel better if you’d love me

Then blame heaven, cause the war . . .

it’s on.

Alternative?

It ain’t easy, Listening . . . to the line

Will it hurt?

Hurt?

Yes, hurt.

You or me?

Heaven baby, what’s a little pain?

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Who is this pair? Let’s just call them . . . Kay and Sera!

A love poem, by Simone Hrouda

Twin Flames: Are They Opposites? Or Twins…

Yes, they are TWINS in every way… but THAT!

……T.w.i.n..F.l.a.m.e.s:::your perfect partner and you…together make a pair……

There are no rules to love… Please forgive me for the following ‘fictitious’ examples of twin flames. The basic principle is ‘we evolve’ into our true selves, thus figuring out who really is our ‘perfect partner.’ Do you agree? Who am I kidding… we follow our own set of rules.  The message here is this: IT IS ALWAYS ABOUT UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. What does anyone know about twin flames…

The EGO and The Spirit: One partner is a perfect embodiment of the EGO. One partner would rather let ‘Spirit’ control their every move. It is a nightmare to coordinate plans. They make each other smile. No one understands ‘unconditional love’ until even the ego is valued. No, they don’t get very far, they bicker, they argue, they don’t see eye to eye, and they would never let each other go.

The ANGEL and the REBEL: She follows all the rules, he follows none. She cannot believe his conscience is okay with it. He can’t change. It is who he is. She is scared for his life. He abuses all loopholes, she stays clear of them. He doesn’t mind being arrested. She would freak out and have a panic attack if she accidentally did something wrong. She overpays in taxes, don’t ask him about money. She always wanted a rebel. She’s so happy he’s not her.

The WORKAHOLIC and the LAZY BUM: One refuses to stand still. Learning keeps them going, how can you just stop and talk about nothing? Their partner, they sit on the couch all day and laugh. They’re pure love. Nothing is pushing them forward to contribute to society. “I do absolutely nothing and I love it!” it is their natural state. Neither is ever going to change.

The STRAIGHT partner and the GAY partner: One knows they will forever be straight. The other is too well aware of their sexual orientation; they too know they will forever be gay. Enough said, even I don’t know how they end up getting together, but I know it’s who they are, and not even evolving will make them budge.

The DRAMATIST and the COMEDIAN: One only watches dramas, the other only comedies. “Life’s about the suspense,” says the dramatist. The comedian says, “I can’t handle anything serious, no pain, crack a joke, life’s too funny…” Yes, they fight over the remote. It’s a long night in.

The COUNTRY SINGER and the POP STAR: They can’t stand each other’s music. They rule different worlds, both popular like no one else’s business… Too intelligent to not be famous… to someone. They’ll keep the pain where it is. They know why.

There are always more… stay tuned for the next post!

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THE FINE PRINT: This post is solely for fun! No example above is meant to single out anyone, as these are not meant to represent actual twin flames. I like to believe we are all too unique to fit into any of the categories above. Each section may or may not teach something about unconditional love… as that is the only intention for the piece. The author is Simone Hrouda. She is a Kundalini Reiki Master and loves to share messages of unconditional love and acceptance. Email her with questions at Twinflamelovestories@gmail.com. ❤