Twin Flame Blog – Dilemmas!

Hopelessly tracking the mating practices of the Archangels and their true loves, one does approach a few “dismays”… Time is a ticking, stubbornness is at hand, and everyone is still figuring out… when will Archangels final “wing it, ring it, and marry!!!”

Tick tock! Tick tock! The mating bell is calling!

I must confess there are, as always, the usual disastrous hesitations, stacks of wholesomeness, and shrewd annoying habits creating a steep and never-ending hill to climb! What does this mean? Rumor has it… political spectrums are at opposing ends! 411- The Democrat gets a Republic! GASP! The bells are sure to ring? Scandalous… wait ‘til  God chimes in…

God: “How else did you expect world peace?”
Me: “Is this happening in the near future?”
God: “You tell me.”

More trouble in the special referentials… the artificial galactics are threatening to take back their technology if the naturalist saints don’t budge on their strict kosher lifestyles. The question is: Why won’t you just let me have my TV! It was my carrot first! Video games only on THURSDAY! (Twin Flame relationship issues…)

Will the battle end! Will the artificials all marry naturalists? Will the galactics merge with the saints? Will any sports team figure out why the score is unbalanced, impractical, and always slanted towards: LOVE!!!

Judgments are high! Beliefs are cornering off the happy with, well, a lot of people who are happy! This is NOT a time trust in environmental factors, this is NOT a time to panic, love is surely flying freely…

For today,

You words of wisdom,

Simone J. Hrouda

Just another Twin Flame “update” . . .

Warning: These are all “for fun!” All information on this blog is purely fictitious in nature. Please enjoy each piece for reading purposes only. Twin Flames is another word for soul mate, when viewed in certain terms. Sarcasm is abundant in the piece above. Thanks for reading!

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3 Chicks and a Conversation: The Raw Juice Test

Warning: This is just a story! It DOES NOT contain any accurate information! Please remember this and enjoy!

What gender is your Twin Flame? . . . these three chicks knew a “myth” to figure out just who, what, and how your Twin Flame . . . EATS! (The story is for FUN! Don’t worry too much about the morals, current diets, or overthink! It’s a story! A Myth! Just relax and enjoy!!!)

Three chicks were sitting at a café each drinking a raw juice.

The first chick says, “It’s all about raw drinks! Like drinking a raw smoothie?”

The second chick says, “Yes! That’s it! I heard of that myth!” They say, if you drink a raw juice . . . , well, whatever you eat right afterwards will tell you the gender/sex/personality of your Twin Flame!”

The third chick, “That must be true . . . all I ever crave after a raw juice is peanut butter.”

The first chick, “Peanut butter?”

The third chick, “Yeah . . . peanut butter.”

The first chick, “I go for meat, beef anyone?”

The second chick, “I stick with veggies, zucchini or kimchi for me!”

The first chick says, “I heard if you go for the peanut butter or meat, they’re probably a man.”

The second chick, “I heard that’s only half the time! I also heard guys will lead you to eggs if you should have a baby . . .”

The third chick says, “That’s not what I heard! I heard if you walk towards yogurt, eggs, or zucchini they could be a girl.”

The first chick says, “yeah . . . I heard meat could just be a meat eater . . . and an egg is for vegetarians . . . just depends on your ‘spiritual style.’”

The second chick, “This never works for me! I think I’m getting an English Asian, kung fu fighting leprechaun. I just go for foreign greens, squash, or Korean food! What do you you think?”

The first and third chick left to get another drink . . .

They both finished their raw juices and agreed: They both wanted chocolate. The first chick says, “forget it . . . this myth never works.” They got up and walked away . . .

The second chick says, “I knew it. . . they’re both getting someone with a tan.”

Later on, the third chick says to the other two chicks, “So . . . what happens when you crave nothing after a raw juice?”

The first chick replies, “You must already be in love  . . .”

Just another Chicks and a Conversation! These are for fun! This is a fictitious story!  Like the blog?  I can’t reveal their twin flames’ true identities just yet, their story continues . . . right here on this blog! Read more posts in the 3 Chicks and a Conversation category! This story written by: Simone J. Hrouda, Copyright 2017.

HoLy and MoLy . . . A Twin Flame Tale!

The truth about twins “Holy” and “Moly” is they are both 3 inches from “normal” . . . But in what direction . . .

Moly is more human (part animal)

Holy is the saint!

“Moly” digs the holes, and “Holy” creates the mountains! When will these two twins turn away from their extremes, try out their other side and walk towards each other???

“Legend says” . . . That balance must exist somewhere! If one side of their heart is creating the holes, the other must be climbing the mountains of dirt they used to hold! For this partnership, it’s walking towards one another and not away! Once Moly is finished digging up dirt, and Holy is finished battling the extreme hills, they will find comfort in a flat even land!

When can they both learn enough about themselves to seek a more even balance? How wide is their separation?! When will the holes and the mountains cease, and only their joint interest in land formations unite them?

Time will tell . . .

Other versions of this story include . . . “the cookie eater and the circle fiend” . . . “the gardener and the cyclist” . . . “the alien specialist and the unicorn artist” . . .

That is all for now!

Until the next post!

Warning: This is another Twin Flame story . . . as always it is pure fiction, including the three theoretical versions, though their stories may link to the overall message somehow. Please enjoy!

Twin Flames at WAR!

Twin Flames at WAR!!!

No one REALLY needs to know what it means to be at “war” like Twin Flames “AT WAR!!!” .  . .

All it takes is hearing: . . . “So our energy fields . . . they’re connected???” And all WAR’S a GO!

Now, only the real “God of War” is REALLY the King of this game! I mean, a man chasing “Aphrodite” sets himself up for a hard catch to attract! Now he has another issue, it’s called: the men surrounding “Aphrodite” . . . and how to chase them away???

So after the “God of War” heard this “Energy field connection ‘stupidity,’” as he might call it, leave it to him to really show the world “how to play war.” He vowed to NEVER EVER care about “this notion.” Never once did he question how they could “possibly” be connected!

Now, knowing he isn’t into “energy field’s” and doesn’t understand “Twin Flame connections” . . . he secretly took the game to the extreme in ALL the WRONG ways! Now most people, don’t play like him! He went all out!

Just what would adding a new hair color do to my “energy field?” Just what would  . . . ZEBRA SOCKS . . . do to my energy field ???. . . What would wearing HOT PINK pants do to my energy field??? Those at “WAR” like him . . . don’t always “play fair.” He just kept questioning . . . what change is really big enough to affect Aphrodite???

(My thoughts: Okay . . . so even the God of War has his limits! This is the issue: One of these things he would DO, the rest he wouldn’t!!! . . . I’d HIGHLY ADVISE AGAINST THIS!!! However, some foolish fool out there WOULD . . .)

Now when he was waiting for any sign , any hint that all his “cleverness” was working, “Aphrodite” sat on the other side thinking . . . “No one’s dating him right? His new ZEBRA SOCKS are really repelling the ladies?? . . . right??? 😉 wink, 😉 wink!

So if you thought they weren’t TWINS . . . they are! And if their mischief isn’t getting them “anywhere” . . . that is still very much . . . questionable.

Their WAR is . . . ON!!!

For any who know they “can’t relate” stay tuned for the “teacher” and other twin flame stories soon to come!

Warning: These stories are FICTIONAL STORIES!!! Please admit the characters had FUN! Please calm any worry,  it was meant to be a very “polite” war story, with non-harmful examples of their made-up war. And don’t worry, this story is . . . to be continued . . . Love, Simone J. Hrouda

SOON to come: Holy Moly (The Story!!! Stay tuned for more!!!)

The Twin Flame Eye Lock! . . . A Legend

Legend says . . .

One day the world woke up and screamed: I want my TWIN FLAME! Now, on that day, an epiphany was born . . . in order to “override” egos  (and ego views of ourselves), a new strategy was created! Legend said, our eye won’t see our Twin Flame as beautiful until we’re “ready,” until we see ourselves as beautiful, or until we gain “permission” to! . . . That being said, everyone’s idea of beauty, everyone’s vision, everyone’s idea of self was suddenly under scrutiny! It was a shock to discover how funny the eyes of Twin Flames really were!!! Gorgeous individuals had NO idea their Twin Flame couldn’t see them the way their peers, a camera, and their own eyes did!

The legend went on to say . . .

That the true image of your Twin Flame as the “HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE” was locked under divine guardianship! Your eyes can’t see it until you’re ready to see TRUTH, BEAUTY, and LOVE.

This upset the world! Arguments of denial, frustration, and hate erupted! People were saying things like, “You mean? I’m not NICE enough to think positively of my Twin Flame? You mean I’m not evolved enough to find them drop dead gorgeous? You mean . . . my eyes are STILL not letting me see that picture!!!” The answer was: NOPE!!! NOT YET!!! And Maybeee?  ;-P

So the legend said . . .

Suddenly everyone’s view of beauty changed! All of a sudden, to walk around “the curse” of the “your eyes are locked legend,”  EVERYONE wanted to date “JUST SOME GUY . . . “ and “Just some girl . . .” and, “Just some ordinary person . . .” and the slogan “they’re just some person,” was SO IN, it became so attractive to find “the human look . . . HOT!!!”

So, there you have it!!! The legend , temporarily known as the “Just Some Guy CRAZE” moved everyone to worship the beauty of the ordinary being. . .

The End

Disclaimer: this and all other Twin Flame stories on this blog are fictional, and though morals are present and messages vary, the intent is to vividly craft perspectives, ideas, and fun stories about Twin Flames. They are all written with love.

Simone ❤  

Copyright( 2017) Simone J. Hrouda

The Big Big Big Big Shorts- A Twin Flame Story

These two are never gonna get it…

What makes them unique is that they need you to answer their question! Here’s their perfect dialogue.

Partner A: Do you remember?

Partner B: Yes, I remember.

Now before you get angry at me for hogging internet space with this rather short tale, I just want to remind you why! They cut it short! Anything longer is a suspicious response! They’ll flinch!

Here are the wrong answers:

a) Yes, of course I remember!

b) Yes, I remember it like it was yesterday, when you…

c) Yes, I will always remember

Now those three, they find suspicious! All three are totally wrong… they hint at a lie. They know it! They don’t want to hear it! They’ll cringe!

Moral here: There isn’t one!

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Thanks for reading another… Twin Flame Love Story

(I don’t know where these come from, I pull them out of a hat, there’s always something not quite honest enough for me to claim them as real! Enjoy! Thanks for reading! And again… they’re just stories I find inspiring, funny, interesting enough to share!)

The Poker Players

The Poker Players!

God stuck the two poker players in a film when they were very young. They would NEVER stick themselves in the same family so God did it for them…

Legend has it these two Twin Flames were caught not looking at each other AT ALL because NO ONE (very casually) thought it appropriate, or saw the need! They made it through! They left! They are children at heart!

They’ll just be known for playing cards! That is really all! They just played cards…

Message about Twin Flames: Some just pass by one another without knowing it… and you don’t get to know when/how/why you’d miss one another!

They’re important enough to know they are children, have fun kids!

(Disclaimer: I have enough spiritual morals to “politely hide” the story enough NOT to clearly out anyone, so again: this is just a fictitious story! Or maybe something isn’t quite true 😛 “Film” may be substituted with “book,” “play,” etc. Hope you found the moral!)

How To Redirect Yourself To True Love!

Somewhere floating on cloud nine… lives Archangel Ariela! She loves to match make! One day she decided to help humans out by sharing some of her “dating wisdom.” She decided to give a class on true love! She came down from the Heavens above and wrote the following on a big chalkboard for humans to see. Everyone was asked if they knew ANYTHING about TRUE love. She proceeded to remind them what true love was in a rather long tedious lecture. It included the following MAIN POINTS:

Ariela stated the following, “Lots of times we forget the signs of … true love! Our ego might get in the way!

So here is a list of ‘signs’ that you too have experienced true love:

  • You felt it!
  • You were happy! Energized! Laughing!
  • For people who are color sensitive: You wore more color!!!
  • Your chakras … “lit up!” (with passion, love, eagerness to share!)
  • For overachievers— you found someone you can speak to at the PEAK of your intelligence!
  • You were placed next to them without a choice!!! Work, a play, school partner, neighbor, sport… etc. (Soul mates/twin flames are usually “destined” and ego-based moves require far more force… though, there are always EXCEPTIONS to this rule!!!)
  • Your partner shared your level of “beauty”… and as that is based off of “perspective…” adjusting to them and their life style did not diminish the things that make you glow!
  • Loosen up! Love was for fun! It makes life worth experiencing over and over and over again! That is the joy of it! (I realize a lot of people “evolve” to find themselves. At some point… you need to “loosen up!” and let honesty flow!)

Lastly…

  • Think back to puberty, your early teens, all your interests, all your pre-18 directions… What hair styles did you love? Fashion? Sports? Interests? What really made you happy? That is a GREAT way to remind you how early in life you got “those messages from the universe.”

There are always exceptions! Happiness is key! So is love!!!”

That was the end of Archangel Ariela’s speech! She returned to her home on “Cloud 9” where she counts butterflies and doodles large hearts with feathers… all day. She left all of the human listeners to… “connect all the dots.” They fought hard to believe love could possibly turn them into “children” at heart! The wallowed in confusion, fear, and hesitation to speak up and say, “so what does that mean… passion?”

But Archangel Ariela had already left! She went home! And all that was left was the trace of her presence… and the beauty of her message!

Just another… Twin Flame story… With love,  Simone

Warning! This story is NOT health related! It contains NO health advice! No stable advice and is just a story!!! Caution is advised!!!

Three Chicks And A Conversation! The Nuclear War Test

The ULTIMATE TEST to see if you are really Twin Flames! (For FUN!!!) (Twin Flame is another term for perfect soul mate.)

Three chicks were sitting in a café. One says to the other… “You know what the ULTIMATE Twin Flame test is?

The second chick says, “What?”

The first chick continues, “It is when you’re stuck in a nuclear war shelter with your boyfriend (girlfriend, partner, ex friend… whatever), all alone, just the two of you… with no tasteful food, no music, no entertainment, and no energy for soul fulfilling activities. No singing, no dancing, no heat, no entertainment: NOTHING. As bored as you could possibly be!”

The third chick says, “I’ve heard of this! It’s when anything that can distract or light up your senses is removed, right?”

The second chick says, “And then what happens?!!”

The first chick continues, “Yes… it’s a test! All outside interfering forms of entertainment are removed! It is to see if without any outside elements, you know— pleasant things— you still both get along.

“I don’t get it,” said the second chick.

The first chick continues, “It’s to see if you can still tolerate each other in your most natural human state!”

The third chick adds, “So what do you both do in this nuclear war shelter… talk?”

The first chick replies, “Yes, talk! Or just simply acknowledge that as uncomfortable as you both become over days… weeks… months…, you two still don’t mind one another.”

The third chick says… “so you think all three of us would get along?”

The other two chicks grab their mocha cappuccinos with whipped cream, get up, and walk out the door…

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Warning: Caution is advised! This is just a story! It has never been tested! I repeat: this is just a story! Love, Simone

3 Chicks And A Conversation: “Soul Mate Rewiring”

A Story…

Three chicks get together in a café. One says to the other two, “Guess what I heard? Did you know soul mates can communicate telepathically? I heard if you “think” something really hard. Your soul mate will sense what you’re thinking and… pick up on it! I heard LOVE connects them.”       

The second chick looks at her and says, “I have an idea! I am going to think the SAME THING ALL DAY LONG. That way, where ever my soul mate is, they’re SURE to sense it!”

All three girls sit and devise a plan on what to do next. They spend the next 25 minutes pondering what to “think” to their “soul mates.” They all come up with 1 thought that they are going to think all day long.

The first chick says, “I am going to think: I am 26 years old.”

The second chick says, “I am going to think: I am blonde and have blue eyes.”

The third chick says, “I am going to think: Just love me for who I am.”     

The rest of the day, they spend every moment focusing REALLY hard on their “one thought” and think it silently in their minds over and over again.

The next day, their soul mates on the other side of the world… wake up! All three have slightly different ideas floating through their minds.

The first one says, “For some reason, I really think my soul mate is… 62!”

The next one in a different city thinks silently, “Why does everyone around me keep talking about dating blondes??? What about brunettes?”

The third one somewhere (anywhere) wakes up and says, “I really think I should stay with my current girlfriend, at least until I really really really figure out… how to love myself for who I am.”

Their telepathic connections … may need rewiring…

Thank you for reading “3 chicks and a conversation”… more stories to follow!

(This story is fictitious in nature and substitutes the term Twin Flame for soul mate as the term is not yet in use “worldwide.”)